Musings of a Random Mind

where does one's ass begin?

err.. *sheepish look* my last post really captured my fleeting burst of rage huh.. haha..:P

oh well, those silly long distance phone call tiffs blow over quickly enough. they don't say long distance ain't easy for no reason. (3 negatives in one sentence, when i could have just said 'that's why they say long distance is tough' - but i think the former reinforced my point more strongly)

aaaanyway, what have i been up to? not much at all. have not stumbled home in a drunken stupor for a while now :D

last night we had a huge (from 4 it grew to 9 people!) coffee talk-cock session. we literally talked shit for 2 hours straight. to the point where the lady sitting at the next table threw disdainful looks our way (do you think we give a flying fuck? nyeeehhhh!!)

among topics discoursed were (warning: reference to cryptic insider jokes)
1) why is Sex not having sex during Shagfest2006?
2) what seasoned divemasters typically look like & whether getting tattoos in conjunction with constant tanning is bad for your skin
3) where does the back end & the ass begin?
4) should i get an ass shaped cake for Donkey?

Need I say more *rolls eyes heavenward*

all in all an excellent monday night, perfect for keeping my emo long distance my husband is not around blues away - and alcohol free too.. shocking innit?!

posted by plain and simple me @ 9:55 PM